The Art of Passive Hexing: Let the Universe Do the Work
Look, we all know karma’s got your back. But let’s be real, sometimes you need to get that shit out of your system before you can fully move on.
Holding in that frustration? Not healthy.
Carrying around resentment? Bad for your glow-up.
So here’s the deal: give yourself ONE good petty spell. Purge the annoyance, laugh it off, and then get back to thriving while the universe handles the real work.
Passive hexing isn’t about revenge, it’s about clearing bad energy, setting intentions, and living so damn well it stings. Let’s get into it.
✨ 1. The Petty Spell: One and Done
Before you step into your unbothered era, sometimes you just need one final fuck-you. A tiny spell. A micro-hex. A karmic post-it note.
🕯 Light a candle, whisper their name, and say,
“May their phone always be at 1% when they need GPS.”
“May their coffee always taste just a little off.”
“May their favorite show get canceled on a cliffhanger.”
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🕯 Write their name on a slip of paper, stick it in the freezer, and say,
“You are officially on pause in my life. Byeee.”
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🕯 Stir salt into water, visualize their nonsense dissolving, and pour it down the drain.
Not a hex, just a flush. You’re clearing the energy, sending their bad vibes straight to the sewer where they belong.
That’s it. That’s all they get. No long-term negativity. You release it, let it go, and move the fuck on.
🧿 2. Protect Your Energy (So Their Mess Stays Theirs)
Now that you’ve gotten the petty out of your system, it’s time to seal the deal and keep their energy far, far away from your thriving life.
🔮 Wear an evil eye bracelet—because their nonsense is not your burden to carry.
🧂 Salt your doorway—because bad energy stays outside.
✨ Anoint your wrists with essential oil and say, “My energy is protected, my glow is unbothered.”
They don’t need another hex. They need therapy. And that’s not your responsibility.
🕯 3. Light a Candle… For Yourself
Forget using candles to wish someone misfortune. Use them to manifest the absolute best for YOU.
🕯 Light a candle and think: “May my glow-up be undeniable.”
🕯 Set an intention: “May every door that closes lead me to something better.”
🕯 Blow it out knowing that you are stepping into your best era.
The best revenge? Success. Peace. Being so damn happy it confuses them.
🎭 4. Be So Unbothered It Haunts Them
Want to hex someone without actually hexing them? Live in a way that makes them question every life decision they’ve ever made.
💅 Laugh. A lot. Especially when they expect you to be miserable.
💅 Upgrade your life—hair, job, relationships, mindset—until you’re so far ahead they can’t even see you anymore.
💅 Hit them with gracious indifference. Nothing pisses off a toxic person more than realizing they no longer have an effect on you.
Let them wonder. Let them spiral. Let them realize they lost access to you. That’s way more powerful than any hex.
🌿 5. Trust Karma To Handle It
At the end of the day, the universe keeps receipts. You don’t have to hex anyone—Nemesis already has a to-do list.
✨ People who betray trust? They’ll meet their own kind.
✨ People who spread lies? They’ll trip over their own words.
✨ People who try to dim your light? They’ll burn themselves out.
And you? You’ll be too busy thriving to even care.
Because the real magic? Is knowing that once you’ve cleared the bad energy, you’ve made space for all the good shit coming your way.
So next time you’re tempted to waste energy on a hex, just smile. Because while they’re still caught up in the past, you’ll be out here living in the light.
✨ Stay unbothered. ✨
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