So, you wanna get in touch? Whether you have a question, a hex-related crisis, or just feel like sending me a strongly worded email about how I’ve personally offended you, here’s how you can reach me:
🕯️ Option 1: The Old-School Way (Email)
If you’re feeling normal and civilized, you can send an email to:
I check my inbox somewhere between regularly and when Mercury isn’t fucking up my life, so be patient.
🔮 Option 2: Slide Into My DMs
If email feels too formal and you’re willing to risk the chaos of the metaverse, you can try hitting me up on social media:
📱 Facebook, Instagram
Am I always online? No. Will I respond? Maybe. It depends on whether I’m busy cursing my laundry or making questionable life choices.
🔥 Option 3: Summon Me Like a Proper Witch
If you really need my attention, I suggest:
- Writing your message on a piece of parchment and setting it on fire under the full moon.
- Chanting my name three times while aggressively stirring your coffee.
- Manifesting a response by staring at your inbox with pure determination.
If this option doesn’t work, well… looks like you’re stuck using Option 1 like a mundane. It happens to the best of us.
🚨 What I Will and Will Not Respond To:
✔️ Yes: Questions about magic, business inquiries, partnerships, friendly banter, funny memes, unhinged witchy stories.
❌ No: Tech support for your spells, actual legal or medical advice, messages from my high school ex, and complaints about my language (I know how I talk, babe).
That’s it. If you dare, summon me. If I don’t respond, assume I’ve either astral projected too far or I’m ignoring you on purpose.
🔮✨ Good luck, and may your WiFi always be stable. ✨🔮